Countryball Standoff at the Strait of Hormuz

A detailed satirical countryball meme illustration of the {argument name="waterway name" default="Strait of Hormuz"} as a very narrow sea passage between two steep rocky cliffs, painted in a polished digital cartoon style with dramatic shading and textured stone. In the center foreground, exactly 2 countryballs block each other in the tight channel so that only one can pass. On the left is a USA countryball with angry narrowed eyes, painted with the American flag, wearing a dark navy baseball cap labeled "USA" in large white letters. On the right is an Iran countryball with angry narrowed eyes, painted with the Iranian flag and emblem, wearing a green-and-white headband tied on the side; the headband contains Korean text that reads "저항은 우리의 권리". Above each ball is exactly 1 white speech bubble with thick black outline, for a total of 2 speech bubbles, and both say {argument name="speech text" default="길!"} in large bold Korean lettering, as if neither side will yield. Show the two balls facing each other nose-to-nose in a standoff in the bottleneck. On the left cliff, include exactly 1 wooden sign reading in Korean and English: "호르무즈 해협" and "Strait of Hormuz". On the right cliff, include exactly 1 warning sign with Persian text at the top and a red warning triangle below, indicating that only one person can pass. In the left bottom corner, place exactly 1 black oil barrel labeled "OIL" with dark spilled oil pooling around it. In the right bottom corner, place exactly 1 black naval mine with Persian writing on it, attached to a chain. In the background beyond the narrow passage, show open sea with exactly 3 distant ships, including at least 1 larger tanker and faint dark smoke rising into the sky. Use a tense but humorous geopolitical meme tone, centered composition, eye-level view, soft daylight, slightly muted realistic colors, crisp outlines, and high readability for all text.