Funny Monk Temple Signboard

{ "type": "photograph", "setting": "outdoor temple grounds with gravel and foliage", "subjects": [ { "type": "signboard", "material": "wood with red border and yellow header", "header_text": "{argument name=\"header text\" default=\"ゆかいなお寺の教え\"}", "layout": "3x3 grid", "panel_count": 9, "panels": [ { "position": "top-left", "text": "ズボンはチャックをチェック", "illustration": "blue jeans with zipper" }, { "position": "top-center", "text": "猫に話してもしらんぷり", "illustration": "grey and white cat" }, { "position": "top-right", "text": "ヘソのゴマとりすぎ注意", "illustration": "belly with thumbs pointing at navel" }, { "position": "mid-left", "text": "二度寝は二度目が気持ちいい", "illustration": "person sleeping under pink blanket" }, { "position": "mid-center", "text": "イビキは寝ると聞けない", "illustration": "person snoring" }, { "position": "mid-right", "text": "ポテチは開けたら止まらない", "illustration": "open bag of potato chips" }, { "position": "bottom-left", "text": "便座が冷たいとビックリ", "illustration": "shocked person next to toilet" }, { "position": "bottom-center", "text": "月末ピンチで来月もピンチ", "illustration": "empty wallet with lightning bolts" }, { "position": "bottom-right", "text": "{argument name=\"bottom right text\" default=\"ダイエットは明日から...\"}", "illustration": "{argument name=\"bottom right illustration\" default=\"monk eating a hamburger\"}" } ] }, { "type": "monk", "description": "bald Japanese Buddhist monk in black robes, white tabi socks, and sandals", "pose": "standing on one leg, leaning on sign", "expression": "{argument name=\"monk expression\" default=\"goofy, tongue out, wide eyes, hands framing face\"}" } ] }